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Quotes Database
| Quote | Author | Share | |
| The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers. | Roberto Waltman | ||
| Talk is cheap. Show me the code. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's oh-so-good. When it's bad it's better than nothing. | Dick Brandon | ||
| Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. | Martin Golding | ||
| Good design adds value faster than it adds cost. | Thomas C. Gale | ||
| Produce no document unless its need is immediate and significant. | Uncle Bob Martin's First Law of Documentation | ||
| Writing specs is like flossing: everybody agrees that it's a good thing, but nobody does it. | Joel Spolsky | ||
| Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk? | Unknown | ||
| Someone once said a million monkeys using a million keyboards could reproduce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Thanks to MySpace, we now know that to be entirely false. | Brandon W | ||
| Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows. | Unknown | ||
| Girls are like domain names, the ones I like are already taken. | Unknown | ||
| The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX. | Guardian | ||
| I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. | a T-Shirt | ||
| If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0 | Guardian | ||
| Comedy equals tragedy plus time. | Mel Brooks | ||
| After being told for years that technology is the path to a highly evolved future,it’s come as something of a shock to discover that a computer system is not a shiningcity on a hill - perfect and ever new – but something more akin to an old farmhousebuilt bit by bit over decades by nonunion carpenters. | Ellen Ullman, Wired April 1999 | ||
| The difference between us and a computer is that, the computer is blindingly stupid, but it is capable of being stupid many, many million times a second. | Douglas Adams | ||
| The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armourto lead all his customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatlyignores the fact that it was he who by peddling second-hand,second-rate technology, led them all into it in the first place. | Douglas Adams | ||
| COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key | A T-Shirt | ||
| If you want a language that tries to lock up allthe sharp objects and fire-making implements, use Pascal or Ada: the Nerf languages, harmless fun for children of all ages, and they won'tmar the furniture. | Scott Fahlman | ||
| Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, theUniverse is winning. | Unknown. | ||
| 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d. | A T-Shirt | ||
| You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead. | Unknown. | ||
| The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong. | Unknown. | ||
| A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. | Unknown. |
